I'm getting married

[Grandpa Cobra]

~~Mr. Cinder's wedding nite~~

10Pm
"Honey come to bed"
Hang on I am Cybering with ________!

11Pm
"Cinder come to bed"
Hang on I am Cybering with ________!

12Pm
"Blondie come to bed"
Hang on I am Cybering with ________!

1Am
"Honey come to bed"
Hang on I am Cybering with ________!

2Am
"Cinder come to bed"
Hang on I am Cybering with ________!

3Am
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Hang on I am Cybering with ________!



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[imported_Helmet_Head]

I bet it's some foreign national guy who can't get a work visa or a green card, so he's paying Cinder $500 to marry him so that he can legally enter the country. Then two months later, poof, he disappears, never to be seen again. She has the marriage annulled, and goes back to trolling the "foreign men ISO American skanks" message board.

WAR the haytas

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All your take are belong to us.

[TypicalPhillyFan]

Just wait until this guy gets moved in, settled down and figures this ho's lifestyle out...I give it 3 months.

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The 3 rings of marriage:
-the engagement ring
-the wedding ring
-the suffering

[MRCTM]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DMike316:
How tall would said groom be?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does Baby Gap rent Tuxes?

Edit: Mr. and Mrs. Pathetic does have a nice ring though.


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"This looks like it could be gravy"

[This message has been edited by MRCTM (edited October 18, 2001).]

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Sorry, Bed, Bath and Beer Belly made me snort.

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[Blondie's Fiancé Blindie]

My Cinder is not fat! Her thighs are so skinny they felt like a little boys arms!

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My future wife is a super model!

[Python]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Blondie's Fianc? Blindie:
Her thighs are so skinny they felt like a little boys arms!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Those WERE arms. I think Perk fell in.

Come one Blondie, I can pile on too.



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This is just a message....ahh screw it. Do what you want.

[IrishFan]

It's one of those prison weddings. He's getting the needle next Wednesday and wants someone to will all of his cigarettes to.

[Blondie's Fiancé Blindie]

Maybe that's why my bat-like ears can hear a soft "Help get me out! Or send in a DVD for my wide-screen!" coming from her.

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My future wife is a super model!

[D-Dogg]

Ok, so which one of you is it?

I'll bet it was one of the wytches, wanting to get a lifetime supply of Blondie canvasas to stick snatchmonsters and hairy tongues on.



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WAR AMERICA